Friday, February 3, 2017

Kirby Your Enthusiasm, Ep. 47: Best and Worst of 2016


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COMICS READ in 2013: 807

COMICS READ IN 2014: 1179

COMICS READ IN 2015: 1222
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COMICS READ IN 2016:
JAN. 105
FEB. 101
MAR. 108
APR. 140
MAY 146
JUN. 100
JUL. 95
AUG. 119
SEP. 115
OCT. 100
NOV. 69
DEC. 82
Total comics and GNs read in 2016: 1280

BEST of 2016:
***** or better
Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. #5 [Crayon Butchery Variant Cover; b&w interior] (Marvel, 2006) *****
Story: Warren Ellis/Art: Stuart Immonen
God, this was a fun series. I’m totally gonna have to go back and read it again soon. And you can colour in this issue. Awesome!
Stray Bullets: Sunshine And Roses #10-19 (Image, 2015-16) *****
Writer/artist: David Lapham
Kaptara Vol. 1: Fear Not, Tiny Alien (Image, 2015) *****
- originally published in Kaptara #1-5 (Image, 2015)
Writer: Chip Zdarsky/Artist: Kagan McLeod
A perverse, camp sci-fi reinterpretation/pisstake of He-Man and...The Smurfs? Brilliance!
Marvel Zombies 5 #1-5 (Marvel, 2010) *****
Writer: Fred Van Lente/Artists: various
The Invincible Iron Man Vol. 1 (Marvel, 2010) *****
- originally published in The Invincible Iron Man #1-19 (Marvel, 2008-09)
Writer: Matt Fraction/Artist: Salvador Larroca
Fucking awesome mature (as in MATURE) superhero action. First, Tony Stark faces his worst fears when terrorists use Iron Man technology to create bloody mayhem around the world. Seems an old enemy’s son has decided to target Stark. Then, following the Skrull invasion, Stark and SHIELD are out, Norman Osborne and HAMMER are in. Tony decides to stop Osborne from accessing top-secret documents by storing them in his brain, then slowly deleting the info using Iron Man tech. Only problem is, the process is making him dumber and deader by the minute. How can Stark – using increasingly older and more outdated Iron Man armour – defend himself against the likes of the Sub-Mariner, Madame Masque, Crimson Dynamo and Osborne himself in the guise of the Iron Patriot?
This is amazingly well-written, beautifully illustrated comics. Sophisticated superheroes? Who woulda thunk it?
The Invincible Iron Man Vol. 2 (Marvel, 2012) *****
- originally published in The Invincible Iron Man #20-33 (Marvel, 2009-11)
Writer: Matt Fraction/Artists: Salvador Larroca; Jamie McKelvie
Graphic Ink: The DC Comics Art Of Darwyn Cooke (DC, 2015) *****
- originally published in a bunch of comics (DC, 1985-2015)
Read my blog review HERE.
Batman: Ego And Other Tails (DC, 2007) *****
- originally published in Batman: Ego, Selina’s Big Score and other titles (DC, 2000-05)
3 comics
The Twilight Children (Vertigo, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Twilight Children #1-4 (Vertigo, 2015-16)
Writer: Gilbert Hernandez/Artist: Darwyn Cooke
Darwyn’s final project and it’s a fitting tribute to his genius. Gilbert’s magic realism doesn’t always grab me in Love And Rockets, but here married to Darwyn’s extraordinary art helps take it to another level. Love, lust, betrayal, aliens, CIA agents and weird glowing orbs make this book a must-read.
Catwoman: The Dark End Of The Street (DC, 2002) *****
- originally published in Detective Comics #759-762, Catwoman #1-4 (DC, 2001-02)
Writer: Ed Brubaker/Artists: Darwyn Cooke, Mike Allred and Cameron Stewart
Crites’ Colouring Book by Tom Crites (Headpress, 2016) *****
Saga: Vol. 6 (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Saga #31-36 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Brian K. Vaughan/Artist: Fiona Staples
The best comic series out there continues to bring me great joy. After a few missteps in volumes four and five, this one is a fine return to great form. Just perfect. Sci-fi, romance, war stories, erotica and, now, Orange Is The New Black makes this the genre mash-up to beat all mash-ups.
The Wild Party (Pantheon Books, 1994) *****
- originally published in 1928
Writer: Joseph Moncure March/Artist: Art Spiegelman
Incredible re-release of a classic poem about a debauched party. Art has done so many illustrations for this version that it’s practically a graphic novel. So I’m including it here.
Deadly Hands Of Criminal (Image, 2016) *****
Writer: Ed Brubaker/Artist: Sean Phillips
Starve Vol. 2 (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Starve #1-5 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Brian Wood/Artist: Danijel Zezelj
Dave Stevens Selected Sketches & Studies Vol. 2 (Bulldog Studios, 2003) *****
Limited edition sketchbook. Sadly, unnumbered and unsigned.
Butcher, Baker, Candlestickmaker #1-6 (Dynamite, 2011) *****
Writer: Garth Ennis/Artist: Darick Robertson
The Boys #55-72 (Dynamite, 2011-12) *****
Writer: Garth Ennis/Artists: John McCrea, Darick Robertson, Russ Braun
Man, does Garth Ennis hate superheroes or what?
Fantastic work by the great man and a satisfying conclusion to this brutal, at-times offensive, but always entertaining series.
Sink #1 (Comix Tribe, 2016) *****
Writer: John Lees/Artist: Alex Cormack
About as violent and disturbing a comic as I’ve read this year. Horrifying in parts – you’ll never see Glasgow in the same light again.
Hieronymus (Knockabout, 2015) *****
Writer/Artist: Marcel Ruijters
An “unauthorised” – yet thoroughly researched – biography on one of the great Dutch artists, Hieronymus Bosch, who captured Medieval hell on Earth in his frightening paintings. Mega-talented Ruijters captures Bosch’s everyday life, and it’s pretty horrible – but it provided plenty of inspiration for his horrific art.
Goldtiger (2000AD, 2016) *****
Writer: Guy Adams/Artist: Jimmy Broxton
This mock biography of an obscure, Modesty Blaise-style action strip from the 1960s is pure brilliance. Just read this article to get the full story about this fascinating project.
Get Jiro: Blood And Sushi (Vertigo, 2016) *****
Writer: Anthony Bourdain and Joel Rose/Artists: Alé Garza (interior); Dave Johnson (cover)
A prequel to equally brilliant Get Jiro from 2012.
Southern Bastards Vol. 3: Homecoming (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Southern Bastards #9-14 (Image, 2015-16)
Writers: Jason Aaron (#9-11, 13-14); Jason Latour (#12)/Artists: Jason Latour (#9-11, 13-14); Chris Brunner (#12)
I’d already read four of these issues (because they took so damn long to come out I thought I’d avoided that particular reprint and had hit all-new issues. Wrong! Still, it was great to reread this whole chapter again in one hit. Amazing story. Some real bastards down south, y’all. Hey, we know that even better after the US election, right?
Nailbiter Vol. 5: Bound By Blood (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Nailbiter #21-25 and Nailbiter/Hack/Slash one-shot (Image, 2016)
Writer: Joshua Williamson/Artist: Mike Henderson
Rules Of Summer by Shaun Tan (Lothian, 2013) *****
This is fabulous.
The Sixth Gun Book 9: Boot Hill (Oni Press, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Sixth Gun #48-50 (Oni Press, 2016)
Writer: Cullen Bunn/Artist: Brian Hurtt
The Saviours (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Saviours #1-5 (Image, 2016)
Attack On Titan Anthology (Kodansha Comics, 2016) *****
Writers/Artists: various
Huck Book 1: All-American (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Huck #1-6 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Mark Millar/Artist: Rafael Albuquerque
Invader Zim Vol. 2 (Oni Press, 2016) *****
- originally published in Invader Zim #6-10 (Oni Press, 2016)
Writers/Artists: various
The Rattler (Image, 2016) *****
Writer: Jason McNamara/Artist: Greg Hinkle
I bought this graphic novel for Greg’s art, but Jason’s supernatural noir tale is gripping. I loved the tale, which reminded me a lot the original film version of The Vanishing.
Power Man And Iron Fist Vol. 1: The boys Are Back In Town (Marvel, 2016) *****
- Power Man And Iron Fist #1-5 (Marvel, 2016)
Writer: David Walker/Artist: Sanford Greene (#1-4); Flaviano (#5)
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 3: Squirrel, You Really Got Me Now (Marvel, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1-6 and Howard The Duck #6 (Marvel, 2016)
Writers: Ryan North with Chip Zdarsky (HTD #6)/Artists: Erica Henderson (SG #1-6), Joe Quinones and friends (HTD #6)
Howard The Duck Vol. 1: Duck Hunt (Marvel, 2016) ****¼
- originally published in Howard The Duck #1-6 and The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #6 (Marvel, 2016)
Writers: Chip Zdarsky with Ryan North (SG #6)/Artists :Joe Quinones and friends (HTD #1-6); Erica Henderson (SG #6)
Obviously, I read HTD #6 and SG #6 the first time round, so I didn’t read them again.
This is a more poignant, nuanced HTD. Silly, yes – but sad, too. And it gets sadder in the next volume.
Howard The Duck Vol. 2: Good Night, And Good Duck (Marvel, 2016) *****
- originally published in Howard The Duck #7-11
Writer: Chip Zdarsky /Artists: Kevin Maguire (#7); Joe Quinones and friends (#8-11)
With special guest stars...Chip Zdarsky and Joe Quinones...well, interstellar versions of them anyway. Did you know Howard’s life is being run by intergalactic creators, who throw all sorts of weird shit at him like The Collector and mentally unstable Sentinels? Yep, this final arc gets very meta as Chip and Joe deal creatively with the idea of a HTD series being cancelled...again. Very enjoyable if sad. Still, with a bit of luck, he’ll be back one day. Howard always comes back.
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 4: I Kissed A Squirrel And I Liked It (Marvel, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #7-11 (Marvel, 2016)
Writer: Ryan North /Artists: Erica Henderson and friends (#7-10), Jacob Chabot (#11)
Read this comic and learn more about counting with binary numbers and tree lobsters than you ever thought possible!
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up The Marvel Universe (Marvel, 2016) *****
Writers: Ryan North/Artists: Erica Henderson and friends
An original hardcover graphic novel because too much Squirrel Girl is never enough. This pisstake on The Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe sees Doreen get taken down by the only person powerful enough to do so: her evil clone. What happens when Bad SG (aka Allene) attempts to defeat every superhero and super-villain in the world? Well, she does so with ease. This novel is such a delight to read. Such a delight.
I honestly wondered whether kids would appreciate SG, despite seeing all those pix in the letters pages of young girls cosplaying as Doreen, because there was too much back story and SG history to take in. And then the other night I was looking for the graphic novel, turned around and found my nine-year-old daughter reading it. Jones quite liked it and is now reading Vol. 4 (yes, she’s reading the series backwards. So sue her). Anyway, despite not knowing anything about Doreen or her supporting cast, she thinks the series is “good”. So there you go.
Deadly Class Vol. 4: Die For Me (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Deadly Class #17-21 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Rick Remender/Artist: Wes Craig
Speaking of bleak, this series is about as dark as it comes. I mean, I’m not sure how Remender can keep the series going when the three main characters FUCKING DIED in the final issue of this arc. High school sucks at the best of times, but when it’s a school of assassins and the only way to graduate is to kill the non-affiliated freaks and geeks, it’s MURDER. Just love Deadly Class – top-notch art and storytelling. I’m genuinely looking forward to finding out where Remender goes from here.
Velvet Vol. 3: The Man Who Stole The World (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Velvet #11-15 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Ed Brubaker/Artist: Steve Epting
A.D. After Death Book One (Image, 2016) *****
Writer: Scott Snyder/Artist: Jeff Lemire
One of the most extraordinary, moving comics I’ve read in some time. Beautiful. I can’t wait to read the next book.

WORST of 2016:
Nameless #6 (Image, 2015) DUD
Writer: Grant Morrison/Artist: Chris Burnham
Unfathomable, tedious, odious, needlessly gory shite of the highest order. Morrison disappears up his own anus once again. Avoid.
The Fifth Force featuring Hawk & Animal #2 (Antarctic Press, 1999) -*
Writer/Artist: uncredited
Easily the worst wrestling comic ever produced. Overpriced, stupid, pointless.
Aski – Rumble in the Lost Temple #1 (Lucha Comics, 2014) DUD
Writer: Roberto Mercado/Artist: Kundo Krunch
I don’t ask much from a wrestling comic except be well-written and well-drawn. Aski fails in both categories. But even bad artwork can be forgiven if a story makes sense and is fun to read. But this comic is just shit on every level. Poorly structured action scenes that succeed in both being mundane and predictable. A plot that hinges on our hero’s friends being two of the dumbest arseholes on the planet is also a turn-off.  When a luchador says, “Don’t go into the jungle – it’s full of criminals and dangerous animals”, don’t then deliberately ignore him, get attacked by a deadly animal and kidnapped by criminals. That doesn’t make you plucky and gutsy adventurers, it makes you FUCKWITS. Anyway, this comic is terrible.
AWF: Amazon Wrestling Federation #1 (Xigency Studios Inc., 2013) -*
Writer/Artist: Joe D. McFee
This weird, slightly fetishy comic shows the very worst of what’s on offer at Comixology. Poorly drawn, badly written tale about an Amazonian college basketballer in love with a nerdy tutor who wins a wrestling promotion in a poker game (I’m not kidding here). At the same time, the basketballer decides to become a pro wrestler. The sheer amateurishness of this comic is positively painful. Somehow, this comic reached four issues!
Worlds Collide #1 (DC/Milestone, 1994) DUD
Writers/Artists: various and shit
I only bought this crap for the free stickers. Godawful crossover – no wonder Milestone folded. It should stay folded.



Wednesday, February 1, 2017

REVIEW: Shadows On The Grave #1 & #2 (Dark Horse, Dec. 2016-Jan. 2017)



HE MAY be 76, but age has not wearied legendary writer/artist Richard Corben or slowed his input. The first two issues of this eight-issue maxiseries shows he's still the king of horror comics.
After several years illustrating Hellboy one-shots and miniseries, and dabbling in adaptations of various Lovecraft and Poe tales, Corben has returned to his E.C. roots with these anthologies of ultra-short "terror tales with a twist". All the stories are fun and don't outstay their welcome - and if you don't like one of them you can always move onto the next story. That said, we're all here for Corben's artwork and he doesn't let us down in this department. His B&W work is as lush and "3D-ish" as ever.
Of course, I'm a Corben fan from way back, so I bloody love this series. But even fans of old horror anthologies like Creepy and Eerie should check it out and see how an old master plies his trade.
Shadows On The Grave #2 is published by Dark Horse and is on sale now. Issue one is still available, either in comic shops or online at Comixology.com.

Shadows On The Grave #1 (Dark Horse, Dec. 2016)
Writer/Artist: Richard Corben
RATING: 9 out of 10

Shadows On The Grave #2 (Dark Horse, Jan. 2017)
Writer/Artist: Richard Corben
RATING: 9 out of 10



Tuesday, January 31, 2017

REVIEW: Dead Inside #2 (Dark Horse, Jan. 2017)


ISSUE one is barely cold and I'm already enjoying issue two of this enthralling crime noir tale. 
Detective Linda Caruso is up to her eyeballs in dirty business as her investigation into a murder-suicide in a prison turns out to be a double murder - and the killer may well be a prison guard.
This issue does a slow reveal as we learn that Caruso is more than capable of handling herself - both mentally and physically - which only makes it more mysterious why her superiors have so little faith in her abilities. Yet another subplot waiting to be resolved in a future issue.
And the final page provides an intriguing and somewhat shocking moment that had me wondering what the hell's gonna happen next.
Fejzula's art is really growing on me while writer Arcudi is doing some of his finest work to date.
You really need to get your hands on Dead Inside, published by Dark Horse. Issue two is on sale now and the first issue is probably still floating around in comic shops or on Comixology.

Dead Inside #2 (Dark Horse, Jan. 2017)
Writer: John Arcudi/Artist: Toni Fejzula (interior); Dave Johnson (cover)/Colours: Andre May

RATING: 9.5 out of 10

REVIEW: Dead Inside #1 (Dark Horse)


BEING a detective is a thankless job, I imagine, but being a homicide detective who investigates murders in prisons must really SUCK.
Linda Caruso doesn't want to be a detective in the first place, but if she's there she's gonna do the best job she can.
So why is everyone throwing up roadblocks when she investigates a bizarre murder-suicide? Why did a skinny little inmate gut a much bigger con, then kill himself afterwards when he only had a few months before parole? And why are the prison warden and Linda's boss so keen to sweep this crime under a rug?
This is one gritty, compelling noir tale and Fejzula's indie-ish artwork is perfect - making every scene feel off-kilter and dreamlike. Arcudi has crafted a thoroughly entertaining whodunnit that has me keen to seek out issue two.
I'd be stunned if this doesn't wind up as Netflix or Showtime TV drama in the next year or so.

Dead Inside #1 (Dark Horse, Dec. 2016)
Writer: John Arcudi/Artist: Toni Fejzula (interior); Dave Johnson (cover)/Colours: Andre May
RATING: 9.5 out of 10

Monday, January 30, 2017

REVIEW: Forbidden Brides of the Faceless Slaves in the Secret House of the Night of Dread Desire (Dark Horse, 2017)





IT'S a helluva mouthful of a title, but that just an early taster of Neil Gaiman's offbeat sense of humour in this yarn. Forbidden Brides... is based on a short story from his 2006 book Fragile Things.
It's an interesting concept: what if Edgar Allen Poe or Mary Shelley lived in a world just like the one they wrote about? A world populated with frail heroines, sinister caretakers, dark castles, talking ravens and all manners of ungodly creatures?
Would authors of the fantastic want to write about what was "normal" to them then? Or would they crave to write about a "fantasy" world where men and women sat around reading newspapers at the breakfast table and made toast?
If you carry through on that conceit, then you have scope for a very funny satire of "gothic terror" tales.
Shane Oakley's graphic novel adaptation is spot on - his artwork is moody and evocative, relying heavily on heavy black inks that effectively convey shadows that seem to hide greater horrors than depicted on the page. In fact, it's so effective that you almost forget that the story is in colour rather than B&W.
If you loved Gaiman's original story, then this is a worthy, respectful reinterpretation of the piece.
Forbidden Brides of the Faceless Slaves in the Secret House of the Night of Dread Desire is published by Dark Horse and goes on sale February 7.
RATING: 9.5/10

Thursday, January 5, 2017

COMICS READING FOR DECEMBER: “Wrapping up loose ends”


* NOW WITH STAR RATINGS (ala Wrestling Observer Newsletter PPV reports) *

NEW! HOW I RATE THE COMICS VIA THE GRANT MORRISON SCALE
*****     All-Star Superman, We3
****      New X-Men (the early issues), Batman Inc., Batman And Robin, Dare, Arkham Asylum
***        Zenith, Seven Soldiers
**         Final Crisis, Flex Mentallo
*           Marvel Boy
DUD (or lower) Nameless, later New X-Men and any of his hippy-dippy, pseudo-mystical crap

1.-2. Island #9, 12 (Image, 2016) ***½  
Writers/Artists: various
I picked these up for the first two chapters of Aussie Fil Barlow’s remastered, recoloured 80s classic Zooniverse. They’re the clear highlight of both issues.
3. Spider Island: The Avengers #1 (Marvel, 2011) ***½
Writer: Chris Yost/Artist: Mike McKone
I bought this because it had Squirrel Girl in it. The storyline – where everyone in New York somehow gain Spider-Man’s powers – is pretty stupid. But this one-shot is kinda fun, especially the fact that Hawkeye has Spidey powers and just keeps getting stuck to everything.
4. Sam Wilson: Captain America #15 (Marvel, 2016) ***½
Writer: Nick Spencer/Artists: Angel Unzueta (interior); Paul Renaud (cover)
My friend AW gave me this issue because it had wrestling in it. It was nice to see D-Man again, although I had no idea he’d been reinvented as a gay bear. Whatever. The wrestling action is quite authentic – it’s a throwaway stand-alone issue, but I enjoyed it.
5. Watchdogs (Platinum Studios Comics, 2007) ***
 Writer: Fred van Lente/Artist: Brian Churilla
This is a weird thing. I picked it up at a Kings Comics sale for five bux, mainly for Churilla’s Oeming-style art. A dumb white couple buy a house in a shitty crime-ridden neighbourhood – haven’t these dudes heard of things like the internet and...oh, I dunno RESEARCH before you buy a cheap home next door to a crack den? It’s not a promising start to this graphic novel, but the story pick up when Sam joins forces with fellow white neighbour Mark to clean up the streets as masked vigilantes. As you do. The self-proclaimed Watchdogs brutally put a hurting on the local (black) drug lord and his gang, but things turn nasty when Sam learns that Mark is actually a neo-Nazi and Watchdogs is being franchised around the country to other white supremacists. Sam is soon on the run – framed with the crimes that he committed with Mark – and must join forces with the drug lord to take down Mark and his neo-Nazi cronies before they blow up half of New York. It’s all a bit Fight Club – and politically more than a tad dodgy – and, in the end, doesn’t quite work as a yarn. But, hey! It only cost me five bux.
6.-11. Drax Vol. 2: The Children’s Crusade (Marvel, 2016) ****
- originally published in Drax #6-11 (Marvel, 2016)
Writers: Cullen Bunn and CM Punk/Artists: Scott Hepburn, Scott Hanna and friends
I thought this series was great. Shame it died. Nice to see Planet Terry all grown up and acting like an idiot jock. And Fin Fang Farmer was a hoot.
12.-15. Billy The Kid’s Old Timey Oddities And The Orm Of Loch Ness (Dark Horse, 2013) ***¼
- originally published in Billy The Kid’s Old Timey Oddities And The Orm Of Loch Ness #1-4 (Dark Horse, 2012-13)
Writers: Eric Powell and Kyle Hotz/Artist: Kyle Hotz
16.-24. Jack Staff Vol. 4: Rocky Realities (Image, 2009) ****
- originally published in Jack Staff #13-20 and Jack Staff Special #1 (Image, 2007-09)
Writer/Artist: Paul Grist
I thought about NOT buying this trade, then decided to go for it because it was on special for only $10 from Kings (www.kingscomics.com). I have most of these issues at home, but have never got around to reading them because (a) I was missing a few issues in this final run, and (b) reading Jack Staff an issue at a time was a uniquely frustrating experience.
Done as a homage to the UK weekly comics that I collected as a child (Eagle, Battle, Action, Valiant and Lion, Hurricane, etc), Grist weaved a complicated tale around a group of super-powered identities including Union Jack-style masked hero Jack Staff, Becky Murdock Vampire Reporter, The Claw, Inspector Maveryk and so forth (along with loving nods to classic British TV sitcoms such as Steptoe And Son and Dad’s Army).
He would leap from one character to another every few pages (similar to the 2-or3-pagers that filled the weekly anthologies), but they all kinda linked up together to make a cohesive comic. Or that was Grist’s plan. A diabolical publishing schedule – there was literally a YEAR between #13 and #14 – plus his ambitious storytelling technique only led to confusion, poor sales and, ultimately, the demise of Jack Staff. Reading the last nine issues in one hit made the experience a little easier, but not much. I had to keep jumping back and forth to work out which characters were which and how they connected to the others, but once I committed myself, Rocky Realities was a challenging-but-worthwhile read. It’s a pity that Grist has seemingly abandoned Jack Staff – it would probably work way better as an online comic.

25. Eightball #7 (Fantagraphics, 1993) ****
Writer/Artist: Daniel Clowes
I think I might already have this issue somewhere in my spare room, but I haven’t read the issue in more than 20 years, so it’s basically brand-new to me again. The usual depressing Clowes brilliance.

26-29. Black Science Vol. 5: True Atonement (Image, 2016) ****½
- originally published in Black Science #22-25 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Rick Remender/Artist: Matteo Scalera
I nearly gave up on this series, but I’m so glad I didn’t. The last two arcs have really picked up the pace, even though the title is fucking bleak right now, but I expect things to get better come the next arc. I mean it has to, surely?
30.-34. Deadly Class Vol. 4: Die For Me (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Deadly Class #17-21 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Rick Remender/Artist: Wes Craig
Speaking of bleak, this series is about as dark as it comes. I mean, I’m not sure how Remender can keep the series going when the three main characters FUCKING DIED in the final issue of this arc. High school sucks at the best of times, but when it’s a school of assassins and the only way to graduate is to kill the non-affiliated freaks and geeks, it’s MURDER. Just love Deadly Class – top-notch art and storytelling. I’m genuinely looking forward to finding out where Remender goes from here.

35. Faith #1 (Valiant, 2016) ***½
Writer; Jody Houser/Artists: Pere Pérez, Marguerite Sauvage, Colleen Doran and friends
I’ve mainly kept clear of Valiant since its recent rebirth, but my mate AW passed this comic onto me and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. It’s a gentle tale of an overweight superhero trying to maintain her secret identity in a new city while battling her arch-nemesis (who turns out to be a stud movie star). I liked the fact that Faith is fat, but it’s not an issue to her or anyone else, it’s just how she is. Anyway, I dug this first issue way more than I expected and I may have to pick up the first trade when it comes out.

36. Fiction Illustrated: Chandler (Byron Preiss, 1977) ***¼
Writer/Artist: Jim Steranko
This graphic novel is legendary and I had a hard time tracking it down. But having read Chandler, I found it to be a mediocre, sub-Dashiell Hammett short story about a down-on-his-luck private detective hired by a man to find the person who killed him (by giving him a slow-acting poison). The ending is telegraphed. It’s meant to be cynical, but comes off as clichéd. Steranko’s illustrations accompanying the text are mainly perfunctory although a few are great. The poor quality of the printing on this once-cheap paperback novel doesn’t help matters. Still, it’s one of the first graphic novels and I’m glad to have it in my collection, even though it’s really not that good.

37.-41. Velvet Vol. 3: The Man Who Stole The World (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Velvet #11-15 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Ed Brubaker/Artist: Steve Epting
42.-46. Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 10 Vol. 2: I Wish (Dark Horse, 2015) ****
- originally published in Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 10 #6-10 (Dark Horse, 2014)
Writers: Christos Gage (with Nicholas Brendon for #7)/Artists: Cliff Richards, Karl Moline and Andy Owens (#6); Rebekah Isaacs and Richard Corben (#8-11); Steve Morris (main covers)
I got rid of all my old Buffys in a massive clean-up earlier this year, but Helen found this trade for 50 cents in a library book sale. Reading it in one hit made me realise why I loved the series so much. Gage is a fantastic writer who perfectly captures Joss Whedon’s take on the Scooby Gang – I’m really not sure why I gave up on Buffy. Ah well.
P.S. The cameo three-pager by Corben is exquisite, too.
47.-53. Jessica Jones: Avenger (Marvel, 2016) ****¼
- originally published in New Avengers #38 and 47, New Avengers Annual #3, New Avengers (2nd series) #8 and 31, What If Jessica Jones Had Joined the Avengers?, and material from Jessica Jones NYCC Comic #1 Amazing Spider-Man #601 and Marvel 75th Anniversary Celebration (Marvel, 2008-14).
Writer: Brian Michael Bendis/Artists: Michael Gaydos and friends

54.-63. I Zombie Vol. 4: Repossessed (Vertigo, 2012) ****¼
- originally published in I Zombie #19-28 (Vertigo, 2012)
Writer: Chris Roberson/Artists: Michael Allred, except J. Bone (#21) and Jim Rugg (#24)
I finally read the end of this series after several years’ delay. Scored it for $15 at a Kings Comics sale. It took me a bit to suss out all the characters, but it was fun to read the end of this series in one hit. The last issue ending is a bit lame, but the rest of the trade is pretty damn terrific.
64. A.D. After Death Book One (Image, 2016) *****
Writer: Scott Snyder/Artist: Jeff Lemire
One of the most extraordinary, moving comics I’ve read in some time. Beautiful. I can’t wait to read the next book.
65.-70. Chronicles Of Wormwood (Avatar, 2007) ****¼
- originally published in Chronicles Of Wormwood #1-6 (Avatar, 2007)
Writer: Garth Ennis/Artist: Jacen Burrows
71. Chronicles Of Wormwood: The Last Enemy (Avatar, 2007) ***¾
Writer: Garth Ennis/Artist: Rob Steen
 72.-76. Invader Zim Vol. 3 (Oni Press, 2016) ****¼
 - originally published in Invader Zim #11-15 (Oni Press, 2016)

XMAS HOLIDAY READING
77. Big Fat Little Lit (Puffin Books, 2006) ****
- various selections originally published in Little Lit book series (HarperCollins Children’s Books, 2000-03)
Edited by Art Spiegelman & Francoise Mouly
Writers/Artists: Gahan Wilson, Neil Gaiman, Daniel Clowes, Charles Burns, Ian Falconer, Jules Feiffer, Walt Kelly, David Sedaris, Maurice Sendak, Joost Swarte, Basil Wolverton and more
Jones and I were in a second-hand bookshop in Adelaide during the Christmas holidays when I found this amazing book. “Want me to buy it for you, Jones?” I asked. “No,” she replied. So I bought it for myself. How could I resist a roster of literary and artistic talent like the names I listed above? Anyway, it was a steal for $8 and a joy to read. And guess what? Jones enjoyed reading it, too. Some of the stories scared her younger brother Dash, but you can’t have everything, I guess.
78. Hotspur Book For Boys 1985 (D.C. Thomson & Co., 1984) **¾
Writers/Artists: unknown
This hardback annual of the classic English weekly comic came out in the mid-80s but it could have been published in the mid-60s – it’s very British and very old-fashioned. There are two superhero strips that caught my eye – King Cobra and, of greater interest to me, Spring-Heeled Jack – but they’re pretty lame and the costumes are practically identical. The rest of the strips are a mish-mash of action and sporting strips, all of them featuring the curious English comic convention of alliterative titles: Flying Fury (WW2 fighter pilot), Dim Dan (thick working class stiff), One-Minute Murphy (a lazy soccer player who does nothing for 89 minutes, but is a goal-kicking match-winner for 60 seconds), Medic Muldoon (WW2 soldier), Handsome Harry (aspiring boxer), etc. The writing and B&W artwork is uninspired. One oddball strip – Cast, Hook and Strike – is set in the Australian outback and strives to be reasonably accurate with place names, flora and fauna, etc. The only glaring problem is the unknown scripter’s belief that Australians use the expression “Flaming Ada!” all the time. Weird.
79. The Avengers #14 (Newton, 1976) **
- originally published in The Avengers #18 (Marvel, 1965) and Tales Of Suspense #66 (Marvel, 1965)
Avengers: Writer: Stan Lee/Artists: Don Heck and Dick Ayers; Iron Man: Writer: Stan Lee/Artists: Don Heck an dmickey Demeo
Don Heck has to be the worst mainstream artist of all time. The B&W artwork here is abominable. Lee’s writing is functional and not much else.
80.-81. Super Adventure Comic #68 (Planet Comics, 1974) ***
- JLA story originally published in JLA #107 (DC, 1973)
82. Superman Family Adventures #11 (DC, 2013)

Writers: Franco and Art Baltazar; Artist: Art Baltazar

Thursday, December 1, 2016

COMICS READING FOR NOVEMBER: “A five-star kinda month”


* NOW WITH STAR RATINGS (ala Wrestling Observer Newsletter PPV reports) *

NEW! HOW I RATE THE COMICS VIA THE GRANT MORRISON SCALE
*****     All-Star Superman, We3
****      New X-Men (the early issues), Batman Inc., Batman And Robin, Dare, Arkham Asylum
***        Zenith, Seven Soldiers
**         Final Crisis, Flex Mentallo
*           Marvel Boy
DUD (or lower) Nameless, later New X-Men and any of his hippy-dippy, pseudo-mystical crap

IT WASN’T meant to turn out like this, but I read ONLY great comics and graphic novels in November, and nearly all of them were FIVE STARS. How good is that? Let’s see what passed by my eyeballs...

1. Stray Bullets: Sunshine And Roses #19 (Image, 2016) *****
Writer/Artist: David Lapham
2. Hieronymus (Knockabout, 2015) *****
Writer/Artist: Marcel Ruijters
An “unauthorised” – yet thoroughly researched – biography on one of the great Dutch artists, Hieronymus Bosch, who captured Medieval hell on Earth in his frightening paintings. Mega-talented Ruijters captures Bosch’s everyday life, and it’s pretty horrible – but it provided plenty of inspiration for his horrific art.
3. Goldtiger (2000AD, 2016) *****
Writer: Guy Adams/Artist: Jimmy Broxton
This mock biography of an obscure, Modesty Blaise-style action strip from the 1960s is pure brilliance. Just read this article to get the full story about this fascinating project.

4. Get Jiro: Blood And Sushi (Vertigo, 2016) *****
Writer: Anthony Bourdain and Joel Rose/Artists: Alé Garza (interior); Dave Johnson (cover)
A prequel to equally brilliant Get Jiro from 2012.
5.-10. Southern Bastards Vol. 3: Homecoming (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Southern Bastards #9-14 (Image, 2015-16)
Writers: Jason Aaron (#9-11, 13-14); Jason Latour (#12)/Artists: Jason Latour (#9-11, 13-14); Chris Brunner (#12)
I’d already read four of these issues (because they took so damn long to come out I thought I’d avoided that particular reprint and had hit all-new issues. Wrong! Still, it was great to reread this whole chapter again in one hit. Amazing story. Some real bastards down south, y’all. Hey, we know that even better after the US election, right?
11. Belushi: On A Mission From God (One Peace Books, 2014-16) ****¼
Writer: Alberto Schiavone/Artist: Matteo Manera
My first non-five-star comic for the month, but still pretty damn good. I won’t say this graphic biography necessarily gives you a better understanding of the fast life and premature death of comic genius John Belushi, but at least you’ll have a feel for what he went through. Maybe it lost something in the translation from the Italian original. Manera’s art is scratchy in a John Lennon-kinda way, but it grew on me.
12. Catwoman: Election Night #1 (DC, 2016) ****½
(Catwoman) Writer: Meredith Finch/Artists: Shane Davis, Igor Vitorino and Michelle Delecki
(Prez) Writer: Mark Russell/Artists: Ben Caldwell and Mark Morales
I bought this for the final story in the prematurely-cut-short Prez series. But the Catwoman yarn was great, too – what with its allusions to Hillary Clinton AND President-elect Donald Trump.
13.-18. Nailbiter Vol. 5: Bound By Blood (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Nailbiter #21-25 and Nailbiter/Hack/Slash one-shot (Image, 2016)
Writer: Joshua Williamson/Artist: Mike Henderson


19. Rules Of Summer by Shaun Tan (Lothian, 2013) *****
This is fabulous.
20.-22. The Sixth Gun Book 9: Boot Hill (Oni Press, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Sixth Gun #48-50 (Oni Press, 2016)
Writer: Cullen Bunn/Artist: Brian Hurtt
23.-27. The Saviours (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Saviours #1-5 (Image, 2016)
28. Attack On Titan Anthology (Kodansha Comics, 2016) *****
Writers/Artists: various
29. Murder by Remote Control (Dover, 2016) ****½
- originally published by Ballantine Books, 1986
Writer: JanWillem Van De Wetering/Artist: Paul Kirchner
30.-35. Huck Book 1: All-American (Image, 2016) *****
- originally published in Huck #1-6 (Image, 2016)
Writer: Mark Millar/Artist: Rafael Albuquerque
36.-40. Invader Zim Vol. 2 (Oni Press, 2016) *****
- originally published in Invader Zim #6-10 (Oni Press, 2016)
Writers/Artists: various
41. The Rattler (Image, 2016) *****
Writer: Jason McNamara/Artist: Greg Hinkle
I bought this graphic novel for Greg’s art, but Jason’s supernatural noir tale is gripping. I loved the tale, which reminded me a lot the original film version of The Vanishing.
42.-46. Power Man And Iron Fist Vol. 1: The boys Are Back In Town (Marvel, 2016) *****
- Power Man And Iron Fist #1-5 (Marvel, 2016)
Writer: David Walker/Artist: Sanford Greene (#1-4); Flaviano (#5)

47.-53. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 3: Squirrel, You Really Got Me Now (Marvel, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1-6 and Howard The Duck #6 (Marvel, 2016)
Writers: Ryan North with Chip Zdarsky (HTD #6)/Artists: Erica Henderson (SG #1-6), Joe Quinones and friends (HTD #6)
54.-58. Howard The Duck Vol. 1: Duck Hunt (Marvel, 2016) ****¼
- originally published in Howard The Duck #1-6 and The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #6 (Marvel, 2016)
Writers: Chip Zdarsky with Ryan North (SG #6)/Artists :Joe Quinones and friends (HTD #1-6); Erica Henderson (SG #6)
Obviously, I read HTD #6 and SG #6 the first time round, so I didn’t read them again.
This is a more poignant, nuanced HTD. Silly, yes – but sad, too. And it gets sadder in the next volume.
59.-63. Howard The Duck Vol. 2: Good Night, And Good Duck (Marvel, 2016) *****
- originally published in Howard The Duck #7-11
Writer: Chip Zdarsky /Artists: Kevin Maguire (#7); Joe Quinones and friends (#8-11)
With special guest stars...Chip Zdarsky and Joe Quinones...well, interstellar versions of them anyway. Did you know Howard’s life is being run by intergalactic creators, who throw all sorts of weird shit at him like The Collector and mentally unstable Sentinels? Yep, this final arc gets very meta as Chip and Joe deal creatively with the idea of a HTD series being cancelled...again. Very enjoyable if sad. Still, with a bit of luck, he’ll be back one day. Howard always comes back.
64.-68. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 4: I Kissed A Squirrel And I Liked It (Marvel, 2016) *****
- originally published in The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #7-11 (Marvel, 2016)
Writer: Ryan North /Artists: Erica Henderson and friends (#7-10), Jacob Chabot (#11)
Read this comic and learn more about counting with binary numbers and tree lobsters than you ever thought possible!
69. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up The Marvel Universe (Marvel, 2016) *****
Writers: Ryan North/Artists: Erica Henderson and friends
An original hardcover graphic novel because too much Squirrel Girl is never enough. This pisstake on The Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe sees Doreen get taken down by the only person powerful enough to do so: her evil clone. What happens when Bad SG (aka Allene) attempts to defeat every superhero and super-villain in the world? Well, she does so with ease. This novel is such a delight to read. Such a delight.

I honestly wondered whether kids would appreciate SG, despite seeing all those pix in the letters pages of young girls cosplaying as Doreen, because there was too much back story and SG history to take in. And then the other night I was looking for the graphic novel, turned around and found my nine-year-old daughter reading it. Jones quite liked it and is now reading Vol. 4 (yes, she’s reading the series backwards. So sue her). Anyway, despite not knowing anything about Doreen or her supporting cast, she thinks the series is “good”. So there you go.
WOW! I hit the minimum of 50 comics but didn't come close to 100. But who cares, quality trumps quantity every time. I read nothing less than four stars - that makes November the best month of comics reading I've ever had.